Final Fantasy III Review

It seems like this blog has become a chain of reviews of games I didn’t really enjoy. Here’s a Final Fantasy III review just to add to that pile.

Final Fantasy III DS Box Art

Final Fantasy III DS Box Art

Console: DS (Remake of an old game)
Best Part: Playing dress up with Ingus
Worst part: No fucking save points

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Devil May Cry 2 Review

Hello all. You’ve seen me rant and rave about the other Devil May Cry games now listen to my Devil May Cry 2 review!

Devil May Cry 2 Box Art

Devil May Cry 2 Box Art

Console: PS2
This is the worst game in the series, right? No, I still consider the first to be the worst one
But this game is terrible: Yes it is.

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Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia Review

Hi all, once again Julian Kay has given me a game to play. Does anyone recall how much I really didn’t like Pokémon Ranger? Well this Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia review may surprise you.

    Pokemon Ranger Shadows of Almia Box Art

    Pokemon Ranger Shadows of Almia Box Art

    Console: DS
    Why? To try and get Manaphy of course
    But you hated the first game: I know.

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Final Fantasy X-2 Review

You guys know that I have reviewed terrible games that I love before. Here is another such review. my Final Fantasy X-2 review. I love this game, but it’s really terrible.

Final Fantasy X-2 Cover Art

Final Fantasy X-2 Cover Art

Console: PS2
X-2…: “Ecks Two” is said “Ten Two”. As in the Sequel to Final Fantasy X rather than Some number hybrid that’s supposed to spell ’12′ (there is a Final Fantasy XII and I’ll review that at a later date)
What? Well. No Final Fantasy game is a sequel of any other. Final Fantasy II is not the sequel to Final Fantasy. So to make a sequel to Final Fantasy X they had to call it Final Fantasy X-2. If they had called it something like Final Fantasy X:Crimson Squad that would have been a spin off rather than a direct sequel. Although this game really feels like more of a spin off.

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Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks Review

Seems like a while since I’ve posted a review of a DS game. Here have this Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks review.

The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks Box Art

Spirit Tracks Cover Art

Console: DS
Compared to Phantom Hourglass: Better and Worse
Best Character: Still Linebeck, although possibly Staven, he was a cool guy.

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Shadow Hearts: Covenant Review

I’m not sure how many of you know, but I really like the Shadow Hearts series, so much so that I’m trying to make a Shadow Hearts Resource Centre that isn’t shit like the wiki is. I’m afraid that this is very time consuming and you’ll have to deal with my Shadow Hearts: Covenant review instead because that will take me less time.

Shadow Hearts Covenant Cover Art

Shadow Hearts: Covenant Cover Art

Console: PS2
Compared to the original: Better graphics, better voice acting, better battle system, more sillyness
Best Character? Superman Joachim. Gay mexican wrestling vampires for the win.

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Pokémon Global Trade (GTS) Negotiations: Etiquette

Here is a post I never thought I would have to write.

In this post I’m going to teach people how to trade Pokémon online via the Pokémon Global Trade (GTS) Negotiations. And how to do it politely.

Pokemon GTS Global Trade Station Negotiations

Tradin can be fun and easy if you follow my guide!

I affectioatly dub this way of trading Pokémon ‘trading with douchebags/dickheads’ because so many stupid /rude people that use this service.

If someone can provide screenshots for this, that would be amazing, I’ll link back to your website and stuff)

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Kuru Kuru Kururin Review

Hello, I will now be doing a Kuru Kuru Kururin review because Julian Kay loves this game and he was kind enough to let me try it out.

Kuru Kuru Kururin Cover Art

Kuru Kuru Kururin Cover Art

Console: GBA
What is a Kuru Kuru Kururin: Kururin is the name of the character you play and ‘kuru’ I believe means ‘come’ – so “Come, come, Kururin!”
What. Well, This is Japanese gaming at it’s best. Devise a really challenging puzzle and decorate it with really cute characters.

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Devil May Cry Review

It’s been a while since the last but now it’s time for a new Devil May Cry review.

Devil May Cry Cover Art

Devil May Cry Cover Art

Console: PS2
First and best yeah? No. No. No. No.
But-but-but: No. This is a pretty dreadful game.

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Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland

Hello and welcome to my most recent Julian Kay review. I would like to dedicate this Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland review to Beans who wrote a great review of Kirby’s Epic Yarn and to a friend of mine who once went by the name ‘Kirbygurl’ (if you’re ever googling your old name, hello, it’s me, Boz!)

Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland Cover Art

Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland Cover Art

Console: GBA
Did the controls change much? I don’t know this was actually the first Kirby game I played
You’re an adult who never played a Kirby game!? Yeah, my mum didn’t buy me Super Smash Bros for the N64.

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